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Monday, February 20, 2012

Things I Would Like To Know...

...WHY is it impossible to find wicking workout gear in extended sizes?

Obviously I'm going to sweat more, if only from sheer friction, than the skinny bitch on the next elliptical over.

Why is it that she gets fabric that 'lifts sweat away from the skin to help it evaporate faster' and I'm over here beginning to chafe and dripping like I just fell in the pool?

Which leads me to the similar question: why is the plus size store always the hottest one in the entire mall?

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!  All to make us more uncomfortable.

Seriously, though, if anyone knows where I can find a wicking base layer, holler at me.  I need it for hiking...

Wednesday, February 15, 2012


I have trouble finding the words to express how much I hate spinach.

I have to eat it.  Because leafy greens are super healthy, and good low cal 'filler.'

And whilst I hate spinach, I hate kale wayyyyy more (the spinach I can choke down... the kale, not so much).

So I hide it in things.  Little bits in salads.  On burgers.

But as I made my omlette this morning, I found myself praying it would alllll stick to the pan and thus 'accidentally' be left behind.

When do I develop a taste for this crap?!